Salt and Caramel

June12012

sblaufuss:

thedailywhat:

False Alarm of the Day: In light of an explosion of news stories about cannibalism over the past week, the Centers for Disease Control have issued a statement reassuring us that zombies are not real, and we can go about our business without fear of a zombie apocalypse. People eating each other’s body parts due to the effects of synthetic drugs, on the other hand …
The CDC told the Huffington Post that “CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms).”
Well, that’s reassuring, coming from the same agency that has a detailed webpage about zombie apocalypse preparedness.
If anyone needs me, I’ll be in my bunker.
[gawker]

This is exactly what they would say if they knew about a zombie virus.

Zombies are not real yet. Failure to remain constantly vigilant could result in unfortunate instances of face eating. I do not plan on taking that risk.

thedailywhat:

False Alarm of the Day: In light of an explosion of news stories about cannibalism over the past week, the Centers for Disease Control have issued a statement reassuring us that zombies are not real, and we can go about our business without fear of a zombie apocalypse. People eating each other’s body parts due to the effects of synthetic drugs, on the other hand …

The CDC told the Huffington Post that “CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms).”

Well, that’s reassuring, coming from the same agency that has a detailed webpage about zombie apocalypse preparedness.

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in my bunker.

[gawker]

This is exactly what they would say if they knew about a zombie virus.

Zombies are not real yet. Failure to remain constantly vigilant could result in unfortunate instances of face eating. I do not plan on taking that risk.

10PM

cworths:

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Poor Joss.

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11AM

smartgrrrl:

beefranck:

120pagemonster:

Next on the needles: THIS HAT.

(Right after I finish the 14-foot behemoth of the Fourth Doctor’s stripey scarf.)

I would wear the hell out of this hat. You know I would. (Also, if you’ve got a pattern for that scarf I would like it kthxbai)

Head to doctorwhoscarf.com! It’s got the pattern, yarn suggestions, and knitting tips for all the seasonal variations of The Scarf.

This will be awesome forever.

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May312012

nickdouglas:

peterfeld:

With apologies to Samuel Beckett, Romney’s new social media slogan should be “Fail Better.”

I mean really, they’re asking for it like a woman in a short skirt in a red state.

May302012

If Tumblr Was A City

Hipsters: Would live in lofty towers high above the commoners
Potterheads: Would run book shops and wand shops and enjoy their fun
Sherlockians: Would run the police force
Whovians: Would be lost in space and time somewhere?
Shia LaBeouf Fans: Would make everyone else be afraid to enter the woods alone at night
Homestucks: Would be a terrible street gang split into factions; gunning other ships down and anyone who got in their way
Once-lings: Would be the creepy hippies who live in the park
Supernatural: Would work in a garage filled with salt.
Avengers: Would be running around in tight, spangly outfits playing trading card games.
Submas: Would run and live in the subway systems.
Hetalians: Would rule the country the city was in.

3PM

sblaufuss:

Whaaaaat?

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May292012

“This week (Mitt Romney) was attacking Obama about ‘our failing educational system.’ (And) he has a point: I mean, we are graduating millions of people in this country who are so lacking in basic analytical skills, they are considering voting for Mitt Romney.” BILL MAHER, Real Time (via inothernews)

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May252012

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May222012

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May182012

jaggedfragments:

a-fucking-men

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